christ on toast

22 01 2004

sequence of developments:

1) girl and boy get together.
2) girl and boy buy house.
3) girl works part-time if at all for several years while boy makes all the housepayments.
4) girl and boy break up.
5) girl takes another lover (while still living with boy; boy doesn’t really care, b/c they broke up.)
6) girl and new lover move all of girl’s things out of house.
7) girl hires a lawyer, saying that since her name is on the deed for the house, she has the right to half of its value, even ‘though she never paid for it in the first place.
8) boy tells girl & lawyer that he doesn’t have that kind of money.
9) girl & lawyer tell boy that he has to sell the house, then, and give her half of whatever he gets.
10) boy refuses.
11-15) many phone calls go back and forth for several years, during which boy finds a new girl, gets engaged, has his own life, and has continued to make housepayments. who knows what the hell girl is doing, other than retaining lawyer and being a pest.
16) girl calls boy to tell him that she’s blaming the break up on him and saying it’s therefore all his fault she had to leave, which is the new reason he should pay her. girl tells boy her main charge in making this accusation is that it’s all his fault because, while they were together, he had an affair with ME.
17) girl adds that she has no evidence for this, but is sure she can make the accusation stick, because several years before girl and boy ever dated, boy cheated on someone else with ME, and obviously if he did it once, he’ll do it again.
18) boy calls ME, to warn me a) that girl and/or lawyer might be calling me, and to say “um, am i remembering things wrong, or did these alleged affairs NEVER HAPPEN?”
19) I confess the full and utter truth, which is that the affairs, indeed, NEVER HAPPENED, and GIRL IS OFF HER F***ING ROCKER.
20) (who wants to write the next page?)

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26 responses

22 01 2004
tyra

p.s. you didn’t hear this from me, and if you think you know what i’m talking about, and intend to do or say anything else about it, PLEASE talk to me first, since the “someone else” in step 17 really don’t need to be inadvertently dragged into this too, and wouldn’t appreciate it, and might corraborate its all being my fault simply for the sake of a percieved karmic justice for other things i HAVE done wrong in my tumultuous and problematic history. thank you.

22 01 2004
cheshirrrecat

here–i’ll write a page:
dude. i thought i knew who you were talking about, but i have no idea now. just point me at who i need to bitchslap–that shit is ridiculous.

22 01 2004
tyra

Re: here–i’ll write a page:
so that’s one vote for:
20) bitchslaps girl soundly.
who else wants to play?

23 01 2004
cheshirrrecat

Re: here–i’ll write a page:
sweeet! šŸ™‚

22 01 2004
raeoftirgat

hmmm……
i thnk i know who the original boy is and part of the situation, but not totally sure. i would offer to do some bitch-slappin’ myself but seems i have been beaten’ to the punch as it were.
maybe if we all “pray” real hard the powers that be will do the slappin’ for us?
hang in there hun, it’s got to get better (doesn’t it?)

22 01 2004
tyra

Re: hmmm……
i can only assume. i’m hoping that no one will call me, she’s making idle threats, and it won’t HAVE to get better, at least on my end, but my sympathies are extended such that i do fervently wish for HIS sake that she’d move on… >sigh< madness. all around. šŸ™‚

22 01 2004
pictsy

She is, in fact, a fucking psycho
Not that I know her too well, but I have many reliable witnesses
I don’t see any of her schemes standing up in court

22 01 2004
tyra

i certainly hope not. he says the worst i can expect is to be asked to sign a statement in front of a notary and have it mailed down to wherever, but even that is really more than i have patience for over something so absolutely ridiculous.
i swear she can be a kinda nice person, when she’s not being psycho, but that stuff tends to… get out of hand.

22 01 2004
bluemeg

weird!
I have seen girl be nice person. I have also seen/heard otherwise. Obviously you were not having affair with boy. I don’t think you were even talking to/hanging out with boy much then. silly silly girl.
of course there’s also “Don’t put Girlfriends on deed and not on mortgage!!” SIlly silly boy! but ah well past is past regarding that.
Sorry that psychodrama is seeking you out. Just when I thought you were safe moving away from NOVA….
20) Girl says she was possesed by aliens, which caused her to (move out/break up) somehow summoned to earth by boy. she sues boy.

23 01 2004
tyra

Re: weird!
21) aliens come down to take girl back home. everybody ELSE lives happily ever after. the end.

23 01 2004
bluemeg

Re: weird!
excellent.

23 01 2004
wahyagar

girl really should crawl back under her rock and die…..
please let boyknow that he has a crapload of witnesses to the girls insanity and behavior. It may very difficult to prove girls claims if witness after character witness parade through a courtroom showing what a 2-bit whore she is.
–me

23 01 2004
tyra

Re: girl really should crawl back under her rock and die…..
noted and stored away in case such measures will assist. thanks, babe. what’s most curious to me is that i KNOW this all seems logical to her somehow… ?

26 01 2004
wahyagar

Re: girl really should crawl back under her rock and die…..
The other thing to note, is that if all that has been done so far is a phone call, it means absolutely nothing until he is actually sent a letter, on law firm letter head notifying him of a choice of doing something or impending court action.
–Me

27 01 2004
tyra

Re: girl really should crawl back under her rock and die…..
true. and good to remember. sometimes the impending doom is more interesting than the concrete reality… does that mean i’m getting old and boring?

23 01 2004
julesk

Just for the record, having been the girl in 17 (not the crazy one!) I’d like to go on record saying I would have no problem testifying for the boy on this. Absolutely ridiculous.
She is positively off her rocker!

23 01 2004
tyra

and yeah! i didn’t cheat w/him on you, either! šŸ™‚
(and no, you aren’t the one i was talking about. you’re ON the friends list, not the don’t-tell list!)
thanks for the support, sweetie.

23 01 2004
julesk

Course now that I think about it, I think there may have been two 17s. I think regardless, the other 17 would feel the same way I do.

23 01 2004
tyra

there are lots of hypothetical 17s. we were not a… chaste and well-behaved group of young people. this fact, however, neither makes me a participant in evil deeds i wasn’t involved in, or draws even a slightly logical connection (esp. of a legal nature!) between such statements as “he did x three years before we were together” (which he didn’t) and “so he must have been doing x again when he was with me. and, besides, i caught them talking on the couch.”
for all that i find this irritating, it’s rather amusing too, at least in so far as no actual lawyers HAVE called me and so i can just grinch about it in a distant manner instead of getting my homework done.

23 01 2004
julesk

I have to say I find it funny now, all of the whole drama that existed everywhere just a few years ago. In some ways it seems like decades.
Ghad, we were all such drama queens!

23 01 2004
l_stboy

we were not a… chaste and well-behaved group of young people
*snicker*

24 01 2004
tyra

yes, well. laugh all you want. we all know you were being JUST as un-chaste and ill-behaved on your own time, while denying all associations w/our group of people. and bedding several of them nonetheless. wait, was that my out-loud typing-voice? šŸ˜›

24 01 2004
aaric

DEAR GOD
There are some understatements in this world that really, really make you feel like you’ve had an anvil dropped on your head. This comment, sweetie, is a f**king anvil. Ouchie!

25 01 2004
tyra

Re: DEAR GOD
love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(that might be another understatement… i don’t know if those are nearly enough exclamation points…)

23 01 2004
dolmangar

Having been the boy at steps -8 thru 0 of this story, I can tell you that the girl in question is a huge opportunist, in the past, and during this whole situation. Always looking for a “get rich quick” path.
Can’t say anymore, because ofcourse I might get dragged into whole lawsuit at some point myself.

24 01 2004
tyra

this might be just me, but if I wanted to get rich, especially if i wanted to do it quickly, i wouldn’t be trying to squeeze money out of somebody who doesn’t have that much of it anyway.
and i certainly HOPE you don’t get dragged into it, since you have even less to do w/it (it the particulars, not it the players) than do i and ms. step 17. i can’t imagine what anyone would try to drag you for. but, then, i wouldn’t have imagined anyone trying to drag ME, either!

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