love from Virtual World

6 02 2007

when people are bad to you, tonight’s suggestions for retribution include:

1) break into their houses, & include extra helpings of “break” with your “in”
2) make them name-tags that say “hello, my name is douchebag,” & leave them in their mail- and/or in-box at work
3) crane-kick them to the ground and then WHALLOP them with a very large CARP.
4) just kick the crap out of them, with or without carp-fu
5) make them listen to lots and lots of prince mp3s. oh, wait, wrong window…

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5 responses

7 02 2007
donnickcottage

HAHAHAhahaha. oh, wait, wrong door….

7 02 2007
jessica_dwg

5) make them listen to lots and lots of prince mp3s. oh, wait, wrong window…
But I thought you wanted to punish the bad people, not reward them? Does not compute.

7 02 2007
tyra

hey, you’re the one who used it as a threat, missy! 😛

7 02 2007
jessica_dwg

Well, I do confuse myself quite frequently.
I’m trying to think of an appropriate music-related punishment. Maybe you could blast Hanson’s “Mmmmbop” outside the house in question in a never-ending loop?

7 02 2007
froggygal

I like #1 and 2 and will add them thusly to my revenge diary.

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